Brad

Good spelling and grammar turn me on. I tend to prefer salty to sweet, in food, jokes and men's personalities. In an average year, I spend more money on dry champagne than dry cleaning. I'm not going to give in to the hype, no matter how many blades they add to the damned razor. I am allergic to cats, both the animal and the musical. Someone once asked me to sum up my life philosophy in five words. I said "Always refuse to accept arbitrary limitations." George Stephanopoulos is my favorite passive Greek. I am not afraid of heights but I am paralyzed by a fear of falling. I prefer Oprah to opera but just barely. You can have my Macintosh when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Things I believe: I believe the theme song from "I Dream of Jeannie" is the most insidious thing to have stuck in your head for any period of time. I believe men should not be afraid to moisturize. I believe reading is fundamental. I believe this nation has turned away from cuddling and we are poorer for it. I believe that Dorothy Parker and I would either have gotten on famously or would have come to fisticuffs within 10 minutes of meeting. I believe Mr. Moose and Bunny Rabbit had the perfect relationship, adversarial but obviously loving. I believe same-sex marriage is an American birthright but, frankly, I don't need the pressure from my mother. I believe any form of entertainment can be made better by adding the word "Capades" to the title.